Wednesday, February 27, 2013

P.S.Craftyness.How.To (Fleece.Blanket)


~~FLEECE BLANKETS~~

Need.I.Say.More

Macaroons are my favorite. Coffee is my favorite. With their powers combined...


YES.

3AM.Custodial.Woes

...Seriously. Dear Mrs./Mr. Egg Eater. If you are going to eat a hard-boiled egg at work/school, don't be a right bastard about it. Eat it over a trashcan, not over your floor. A floor is not a proper place of disposal for your eggshells. Contrary to popular belief, a REAL PERSON has to clean up that mess. And tonight it was me.   Dear Mr. Sunflower Shell Spitter. You're as rotten as Mr./Mrs. Egg Eater. Spitting your shells on the ground is crushing my soul... For several days now... I see this is a reoccurring theme with you. If I discover you, I will promptly take away your sunflower seeds and DESTROY THEM. 

Sincerely, Your Neighborhood Custodian.   

Monday, February 25, 2013

They.Call.Them.Cheddar

Like.The.Cheese

I FINALLY GOT THEM! I am pretty sure, in at least Michigan stores, this color is non-existent. I have looked in 4 different cities and towns and nothing. Could not find them. Amazon, sometimes I love you.





UPDATE 19 MAR 2013:
Arnies Craft Store of Houghton Lake, MI. A 45 minute drive from here. They. Have. Cheddar. O_O