P.S.Craftyness.How.To (Typewriter.Key.Dangles)

.TYPEWRITER DANGLES.

Newbie.V.Vet

I am participating in a Newbie VS. Vet Swap with Hayley S. from the U.K.

Here is what she sent to me!

Happy.Gram

From Cupcake_Warrior on CO+K. She wrote the sweetest note! Thank You Cupcake!

Lack.Of.Sleep

Sometimes my brain feels like this when I work nights and school days.

P.S.Craftyness.How.To (Fleece.Blanket)

~~FLEECE BLANKETS~~

Need.I.Say.More

Macaroons are my favorite. Coffee is my favorite. With their powers combined...

YES.

3AM.Custodial.Woes

...Seriously. Dear Mrs./Mr. Egg Eater. If you are going to eat a hard-boiled egg at work/school, don't be a right bastard about it. Eat it over a trashcan, not over your floor. A floor is not a proper place of disposal for your eggshells. Contrary to popular belief, a REAL PERSON has to clean up that mess. And tonight it was me.   Dear Mr. Sunflower Shell Spitter. You're as rotten as Mr./Mrs. Egg Eater. Spitting your shells on the ground is crushing my soul... For several days now... I see this is a reoccurring theme with you. If I discover you, I will promptly take away your sunflower seeds and DESTROY THEM. 

Sincerely, Your Neighborhood Custodian.