Moustaches.

Does anyone else think that jasmine is amazing? Jasmine tea and chick-o-sticks at work.

Holy crap. So tonight I work from 10:30pm to 7:00am. Which I am used to, having covered this shift on and off for the past year. The afternoon guy (Bob) leaves at midnight and the vacuum guy (Memphis) leaves at 1 am... I was sitting here just now and I heard doors opening and closing... O_O I looked out in the parking lot and it was just me... I was really confused. Had someone gotten in the building? Naturally, I get up to go check it out. ... ... ... Turns out Memphis had fallen asleep in one of the rooms and I can't see his car because it is parked to the far side of the building by the shed. Oi.

http://www.instructables.com/id/unusual-uses-for-moustaches/